I hate the color yellow. I saw a young girl outside Oz Corp toward with straw yellow hair. It was atrocious. I pity children with yellow hair, they must not have many clothes to match their vile hue of hair. Children in pig tails are worse... who ever thought to give a child pig tails. My mother never did something so demeaning as braid my hair on either side of my head, and insisting that I have pig tails on my head. How sickening.
I wish I could outlaw pig tails within this City.
God, how I hate the color yellow.